Cucumber Dog "Dad, You Should've Pulled Out" Kids' T-Shirt
Black / XS
£19.99
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Cucumber Dog "Dad, You Should've Pulled Out" Kids' T-Shirt
£19.99
Honesty is the best policy, even if it makes Dad a little uncomfortable at the dinner table. This tee features the legendary Cucumber Dog and the unmistakably bold statement: "DAD. YOU SHOULD'VE PULLED OUT." It's the perfect way for the "happy accident" of the family to show off their sense of humour. Whether they are causing trouble at a family gathering or just being a menace at home, this organic cotton tee ensures they stay comfortable while delivering the ultimate punchline. High-quality, eco-conscious, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or a very long sigh) from Dad.
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Premium Material: 100% cotton for a classic, breathable feel.
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Note: Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Built to Last: Heavyweight fabric at 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²) with taped neck and shoulders for extra durability.
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Perfect Fit: Classic fit and pre-shrunk fabric to ensure the size stays true after washing.
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Comfort First: Features a tear-away tag to prevent itching and irritation.
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Eco-Conscious: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.
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Sourcing: Blank product sourced from the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Haiti, Nicaragua, or El Salvador.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| Â | LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| XS | 20 ½ | 16 |
| S | 22 | 17 |
| M | 23 ½ | 18 |
| L | 25 | 19 |
| XL | 26 ½ | 20 |
| Â | LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
| XS | 52 | 40.6 |
| S | 55.9 | 43.2 |
| M | 59.7 | 45.7 |
| L | 63.5 | 48.3 |
| XL | 67.3 | 50.8 |
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
