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COME IN DARLING... IF YOU HAVE GIN! Cheeky Welcome Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Skip the polite small talk and get straight to the essentials!
This mat is the ultimate sassy welcome and a clear ultimatum for any visitor. Featuring the chic, demanding text, "COME IN DARLING... IF YOU HAVE GIN!" alongside a martini glass graphic, this mat sets a fun, high-spirited tone for your home.
It's an essential piece of rude home decor for anyone who loves their spirits (specifically gin!) and appreciates a bit of drinking humour. This mat makes the ideal funny gin lover gift for housewarmings or cocktail enthusiasts. The mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only (best placed where the party starts!).
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
