FRESH OFF THE PRESS
Behold! The freshest bounty from the comedy patch, personally inspected by Sir Cucumber Dog himself. This is the only place to find our brand-spanking-new designs—crisp, cool, and guaranteed to be delightfully inappropriate. Don't miss out on the latest gear: grab our newest novelty mugs, fresh funny tees, latest humorous coasters, and the newest rude indoor mats before they go stale. This is the best collection of funny merchandise and novelty gifts guaranteed to provide shock and laughter.
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YOU'RE NOT WELCOME!" Rude & Offensive Door Mat -
GINGER'S CHOPPING BOARD - Personalised Glass Kitchenware -
GINGER'S BATH MAT" - The Most Demanding Mat in the House! -
THE GINGER PERSON MUG -
I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY." Indoor Door Mat -
WELCOME TO OUR HOME YOU TWAT!" Indoor Door Mat -
SERIOUS WARNING: DOG MAY HUMP YOU. Indoor Door Mat -
BOW DOWN TO ME WHEN YOU ENTER" Indoor Door Mat -
I PREFER THE BACK DOOR RUDE AND FUNNY INDOOR DOOR MAT -
MMM SOCKS!The Very Odd Indoor Door Mat -
CHOP CHOP Textured Glass Chopping Board -
I LOVE IT WHEN THE JUICES GO ALL OVER ME! Chopping Board -
GINGER PERSON LIVES HERE" Indoor Door Mat -
"OI OI SAVALOY!" British Greetings Door Mat -
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER CHOPPING BOARD! -
WELCOME TO THE NUT HOUSE! Funny Family Door Mat -
Sir Cucumber Dog Coasters (Set of 4) | Rude Pug Gift | Funny Novelty Coaster Set -
Rude Christmas Mug | Colour Changing "Festive Finger" Novelty Gift | Secret Santa -
"I'M SMASHING IT AT NOT BEING AN ADULT." Indoor Door Mat -
Rude Colour Changing Mug | Social Battery Indicator | Funny Office Gift for Introverts -
I Did Debbie In Dallas T-Shirt -
The "My Name Is Mat." Funny Welcome Door Mat -
"I DID DEBBIE IN DALLAS!" Rude Adult Humour Door Mat -
The Good Vibes Only... Smiley Face Indoor Door Mat
