Start your day with a bang (or a plop) with the I Love My Morning Poo mug — the ultimate celebration of life’s most underrated morning moment. This hilarious mug doesn’t mess about. It proudly shouts what everyone’s thinking: “I Love My Morning Poo.” Because let’s face it, nothing says “good morning” quite like that glorious first visit to the loo.

Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or something stronger to power through your a.m. routine, this mug adds a cheeky dose of truth to your cupboard. It’s bold, funny, and perfect for anyone who appreciates life’s… regular joys.

Why you need the I Love My Morning Poo mug:

• Classic ceramic mug in 11 oz or 15 oz — choose your weapon

• Bold, clear print that laughs in the face of dishwasher cycles

• Microwave and dishwasher safe — no faff, no fuss

• Lead and BPA-free — because you should only be full of sh*t in spirit

• Blank product responsibly sourced from China

Mug Dimensions:

• 11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) tall × 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter

• 15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) tall × 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter

Shipping & Returns:
Free UK shipping on every order (yes, even this one). Each mug is printed just for you, so give us a few extra days to sort your poo mug. Not your thing? No worries — returns are easy.

Celebrate your morning movement in style. The I Love My Morning Poo mug makes the perfect gift, talking point, or personal pat on the back for a job well done.