Are people still asking you how your Monday is going? Do they not see the frantic look in your eyes? For those moments when “I’m a bit busy” is the most British understatement imaginable, this mug says what you’re all thinking.

Presenting the “Busier than a cucumber in a woman’s prison” mug. It’s cheeky, it’s crude, it’s gloriously inappropriate, and it’s probably the most honest mug you’ll ever own. It’s the perfect companion for project deadlines and any time you feel like you’re being pulled in a thousand different directions. A top-tier novelty gift for the work colleague who lives in a state of beautiful chaos, or a hilarious present for the mate who needs a proper brew and a good laugh.

The Nitty Gritty Details:

• Built to Last: Crafted from glossy, sturdy ceramic, because your mug shouldn’t break down, even if you’re about to.
• Choose Your Capacity for Chaos: Comes in a standard 11oz for regular busy spells, or a mighty 15oz for when the situation is truly out of hand.
• A Servant to Your Needs: Completely dishwasher and microwave safe, naturally. You’re far too busy for washing up.

Freshly Made for the Frantic

We don’t have these mugs just sitting around; that would be far too organised. We work on every order once it has been received, creating your mug on-demand. This means it takes a little longer to get to you, but it ensures a quality piece of kit and helps reduce waste. A thoughtful process for a delightfully thoughtless mug.