Is your to-do list longer than a super yacht’s anchor chain? Are you tired of murmuring “I’ve got so much on”? Well, it’s time to rebrand your busyness. Ditch the mundane and embrace the magnificent with our brilliantly clever “I’ve Got a Yacht to Do!” t-shirt.

This isn’t just a top; it’s a statement of intent. A hilarious, top-tier pun for anyone who’d rather be hoisting sails than handling spreadsheets. Featuring crisp, clean text framed in a simple, stylish border, this shirt is the perfect uniform for daydreamers, aspiring millionaires, and actual sailors with a cracking sense of humour. Let everyone know that your schedule isn’t filled with ‘errands’ and ‘life admin’—it’s reserved for far more important, nautical-themed activities.

Ship-Shape Specifications (Because Quality is Key)
Even a novelty top should be seriously well-made. This one is sturdy enough to handle a bit of sea spray or a spilled Pimm’s.

The Finest Material: Crafted from 100% pure cotton that’s smoother than a calm day on the Solent.

Perfectly Balanced Blends: Our Sport Grey is a 90% cotton/10% polyester mix, Ash Grey is 99% cotton/1% polyester, and the handsome Heather colours are a 50/50 blend, perfectly balanced like a well-trimmed sail.

A Substantial Feel: With a fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²), it has a quality feel that won’t just float away.

Sleek Construction: Built with open-end yarn and a seamless, tubular fabric for a fit that’s sleeker than a racing yacht’s hull.

Built for Adventure: With a taped neck and shoulders and double-seamed hems, it’s durable enough for all your… important yacht duties.

Globally Sourced: Our blank tees are sourced from the finest ports of call, including Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico.

A Quick Note from the Crow’s Nest
Our White colour variant may appear more like a “sea mist” off-white rather than a brilliant, glaring white.

The Natural colour comes with some distinguished dark speckles. Think of them as tiny flecks of sand from a far-off, exclusive beach.

So, clear your schedule. You’ve got a yacht to do. Add this hilarious pun t-shirt to your basket and set sail for a more amusing wardrobe!