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October 6, 2025
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Can Dogs Eat Cucumbers? An Expert Opinion from a Pug in a Vegetable Suit.

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59 Ways to Use a Cucumber (Calm Down – They’re PG… Mostly)

You’ve got a cucumber. Maybe two. But what now? Before you toss it in your salad and call it a day, let us introduce you to […]
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Kindness, Giggles & The Weird Little Ripple Effect

Kindness, Giggles & The Weird Little Ripple Effect At Cucumber Dog, we set out with one simple goal: to make people laugh. Not just a little […]
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How to Be the Favourite Gift-Giver in the Group Chat

🏆 How to Be the Favourite Gift-Giver in the Group Chat (Spoiler: It involves swearing, coasters, and pure chaos.) We’ve all got that one friend. You […]
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