RUDE & OFFENSIVE T-SHIRTS

Subtlety is overrated. Some thoughts are just too glorious to stay inside your head—they belong on your chest for the whole world to see. Welcome to the home of the most offensive t-shirts on the internet, personally approved by Sir Cucumber Dog. Each rude slogan tee in this collection is a wearable masterpiece of sarcasm and profanity. We believe in self-expression, even if it causes a few clutched pearls. This is your arsenal of adult humour, your uniform for a world that just needs to lighten up a bit. Whether you're looking for the ultimate stag do t-shirt, a gift that's guaranteed to cause a scene, or simply upgrading your own wardrobe with some unapologetic honesty, you're in the right place. Browse with caution.