Let’s be honest. You don’t own a cat; you have a tiny, furry overlord who graciously allows you to share its living space. You are the designated can-opener, the chief litter-box-scooper, and the provider of chin scratches on demand. It’s a noble calling, and it’s time your drinkware reflected your true station in life.

Introducing the “Cat Servant” mug—the only vessel worthy of holding the caffeinated fuel you need to get through another day of glorious servitude. Featuring a majestic feline enjoying the privacy of the loo (because boundaries are for dogs), this mug perfectly captures the absurd reality of life with a cat. It’s a daily reminder of who’s really in charge, and a knowing nod to every other cat owner who understands the struggle. As the Southampton mornings get a bit more crisp, this is the perfect companion for that first well-deserved cuppa.

Built for a Proper Brew (and a Servant’s Duties)

• Sturdy Ceramic: Made from glossy, durable ceramic that’s tough enough to withstand being stared at disapprovingly from across the room.
• Two Noble Sizes: Available in a standard 11 oz (for a quick tea break) or a much-needed 15 oz (for when the cat woke you up at 4 AM for ‘reasons’).
• Modern Conveniences: Completely dishwasher and microwave safe, because a good servant knows the value of efficiency.
• Globally Sourced: The blank mug is sourced with distinction from China.

So, pour yourself a brew and take a moment before your name is called. Add the “Cat Servant” mug to your basket—your feline master would expect nothing less.