Cucumis Pugus White Mug: The Boss of Botanicals
Meet Cucumis Pugus, the ultimate authority on judging your beverage choices.

This isn’t just a plush toy; it’s Sir Cucumber Dog, your brand’s official boss, eternally captured in his finest—a grumpy expression, a dashing cucumber-print suit, and his signature cucumber monocle.

The name, Cucumis Pugus, is a comically pretentious nod to his status:

Cucumis is the actual Latin genus name for the cucumber.

Pugus is our made-up, formal name for the Pug.

Together, they form the perfect faux-scientific title for the dapper gentleman who proves that the most sophisticated things in life are also the most thoroughly unimpressed. Let this mug remind you who’s in charge, whether you’re pouring a sensible tea or a colossal coffee.

Specifications & Creation
Size Options: Choose your desired level of grumpiness!

11oz (Standard): Perfect for a measured dose of daily disdain.

15oz (Jumbo): For when you need a massive brew to cope with being judged by a pug.

Dishwasher safe of course. Sir doesn’t wash dishes!

A Mug Made Just For You (Yes, Really): We don’t keep Sir Cucumber Dog sitting around in a cold warehouse getting grumpier. Each mug is freshly printed to order right here in the UK. Think of it as a bespoke suit for your beverage.

High-Quality Ceramic: Crisp, vibrant print that is built for daily use and daily judgment.

Free UK Shipping: Because even a boss as grumpy as Sir Cucumber Dog believes in value.