Cancel Your Plans. Cuddle Your Pug.

Sick of faking a smile? Tired of group chats? Done with… well, people? This is your official uniform for opting out. The i like my dog more than people t-shirt featuring the shadowy likeness of the top dog himself, this shirt says what you’re all thinking. And just in case the message wasn’t clear, we’ve blasted the word ‘all’ in lime green so even the most persistent people get the hint.

Wear it proudly while enjoying the Free UK Shipping we’ve included. You’ve earned it.

Not Off-the-Rack. Off-the-Press.
This isn’t fast fashion. This is a bespoke declaration of your anti-people principles. We print your shirt specifically for you when you order it, ensuring it arrives crisp, fresh, and full of misanthropic energy. It’s better for the planet, and frankly, it’s classier.

The Boring (But Important) Stuff:

Made from 100% cotton, because you deserve comfort.

Blends for a bit of variety: Sport Grey (90/10), Ash Grey (99/1), and Heathers (50/50).

Fabric weight: A respectable 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).

Properly made: Open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck and shoulders.

Reinforced with a double seam at the sleeves and bottom hem.

Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico.

Read This Before You Complain:

Our White shirt isn’t bright white. It’s off-white. Think of it as white that has given up on trying too hard, just like you.

Our Natural colour has dark speckles in it. They’re supposed to be there. Don’t ask.