The Least Favourite child?

Are you the keeper of the family’s second-best secrets? The one who gets the slightly burnt piece of toast? It’s time to stop hinting and start sipping from a mug that finally gets you.

Let the world know where you stand with this hilariously funny mug. Our “The Least Favourite Child” novelty mug features the title you’ve rightfully earned in big, bold, unapologetic WHITE letters, making your status crystal clear. This sarcastic coffee cup is the ultimate gag gift for a brother or sister, featuring a crisp, cucumber-print green background—a nod to our esteemed mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog. It’s the perfect joke present to bring to funny family gatherings or to use as your go-to mug at the office.

Choose the perfect size for this rude mug: the classic 11 oz for your standard morning coffee, or the mighty 15 oz for those days when you need enough caffeine to endure another “Guess what your perfect sibling did now?” phone call. It’s the ideal funny gift for a sister or brother, and because we value you (even if they don’t), shipping within the UK is absolutely free.

The Bitter Details on Your New Favourite Mug:

Material: Sturdy Ceramic, built to survive family gatherings.

Two Sizes for Your Needs:

11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter

15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter

Safe & Sound: Made with Lead and BPA-free materials, because your family is toxic enough.

Easy Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe. You have enough chores.

Sourced From: Blank product sourced from China.

Freshly Made (Unlike Your Sibling’s Excuses):
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to get it to your door. We print on demand instead of in bulk, which helps reduce overproduction. So, thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision—it’s about time someone in the family did.