At Least The Dog Thinks I’m Cool T-Shirt  ft. Sir Cucumber Dog

Your boss thinks you missed a deadline. Your partner thinks you need to take the bins out. Your mum thinks you should call more often. Who cares? The only opinion that truly matters is the one that wags its tail every time you walk through the door.

This t-shirt is the official uniform for the dog-approved. It proudly states “AT LEAST THE DOG THINKS I’M COOL” so you can stop seeking validation from less important species.

And who’s giving you the ultimate canine seal of approval? None other than a super-cool silhouette of the pug, the myth, the legend: Sir Cucumber Dog. He’s even rocking his favourite pair of sunnies, because frankly, your coolness is blinding.

A Note From The Gaffer

Alright, listen up. This isn’t some mass-produced tat sitting in a dusty warehouse. We print this bad boy especially for you the moment you place your order, which is why it takes a bit longer to get to your doorstep. By making them on-demand, we help reduce the mountain of textile waste clogging up the planet. So, thank you for being a top-tier human and making a smart choice. Sir Cucumber Dog salutes you.

Why You’ll Love It:

Exclusive Design: Features a sharp silhouette of Sir Cucumber Dog in his shades.

Hilarious Slogan: For those who prioritise paws over people.

Unisex Classic Fit: A comfortable, relaxed cut that looks great on everyone.

FREE UK SHIPPING: Because we’re good like that.

The Nitty-Gritty:

100% open-end yarn cotton

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

Tubular fabric for a clean look

Taped neck and shoulders for added durability

Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for a quality finish