DOGS RULE Tee: Because Humans Are Trash
Let’s cut the fluff. Your dog is a flawless, furry genius, and everyone else is just… fine. This shirt is a simple, non-negotiable decree for the world to read: DOGS RULE.

This isn’t one of those sickly-sweet, ‘My Best Friend’ tees. This is a bold, Lime Green statement printed large and loud, perfect for the slightly obsessive dog owner who judges every person they meet based solely on how enthusiastic their dog would be about them.

Best part? We’re footing the postage bill! You get Free UK Shipping because we know you’d rather spend money on high-end dog treats (or maybe a cucumber monocle for your pug?).

A Note on Excellent Choices
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a little longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

The Boring (But Important) Specs
Design: Bold, expressive Lime Green text.

Shipping Status: FREE UK SHIPPING! (Seriously, stop spending money on stamps.)

Fit: Unisex.

Material:

100% cotton (main colours).

Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.

Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)—that’s a nice, mid-weight tee.

Construction: Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems.

Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico.

Heads Up (The Fine Print):

The White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white—don’t panic, it’s just the fabric being fabric.

If you pick Natural, expect some dark speckles in the fabric. It’s rustic, darling.