You love them more than words can say. You’d probably shield them from a falling meteor. But let’s be real: your cat is also a tiny, fluffy agent of chaos, a domestic tyrant wrapped in a deceptively soft package.

This mug is for everyone who has been woken at 4 AM by a single paw methodically poking their face. It’s for those who have witnessed a full glass of water be pushed off a table with the calculated precision of a bomb disposal expert. It is a tribute to the brave souls who have been lured into a belly rub, only for it to turn into a surprise bear trap of claws and teeth.

Consider this your morning therapy session. As you sip your much-needed coffee or tea, let this mug serve as a silent, knowing nod to the beautiful absurdity of your life. It’s a badge of honour that says, “Yes, a 10-pound animal is the supreme ruler of my home, and I have made my peace with it.”

It’s the perfect gift for the fellow cat owner in your life who understands the daily struggle. Give the gift of validation.

Features:

• Generous 11oz (325ml) Capacity: Perfectly sized to hold the amount of caffeine required to deal with a cat who has decided the blinds are its mortal enemy.
• High-Quality Ceramic: Sturdy and durable, designed to withstand the judgemental stare your cat will give it from across the kitchen.
• Dishwasher & Microwave Safe: Because you already clean up enough hairballs and mysterious messes. Convenience is a must.
• Vivid, Long-Lasting Print: The message will remain bold and clear, unlike your cat’s memory of that one time you were five minutes late with dinner.

Stop suffering in silence. Add this mug to your basket and let the world know you’re a proud servant to a furry little asshole.

Freshly Made for the Frantic

We don’t have these mugs just sitting around; that would be far too organised. We work on every order once it has been received, creating your mug on-demand. This means it takes a little longer to get to you, but it ensures a quality piece of kit and helps reduce waste. A thoughtful process for a delightfully wonderful asshole of a cat mug.