Look, we all know it: your warranty ran out ages ago. And yet here you are, creaking, groaning, and somehow still surviving adulthood. This tee doesn’t just admit it—it celebrates it. Circular text wraps around a giant EXPIRED stamp, broadcasting to the world that you’re vintage, slightly unpredictable, and officially on “self-maintenance mode.”

Who it’s for:

• Anyone who feels old before noon and needs a nap by 3 PM

• Humans who laugh at their own aches, creaks, and “back in my day” stories

• People who want to show the world they’re expired—but fabulous

Fabric & Fit – Because Even Expired Humans Deserve Style
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee isn’t just comfy—it helps you look sharp while pretending you’ve still got it together. The fit keeps its structure, hugs the edges nicely, and layers perfectly with your streetwear. Bonus: it’s extra trendy right now, so you can flex your expired-but-fabulous vibe in style.

Deets you need to know:

• 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors: 50/50)

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) – comfy but not limp

• Open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck & shoulders

• Double seams at sleeves & bottom hem for extra durability

• Sourced globally from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh & Mexico—basically the world went into this tee

Color quirks:

• White may look a touch off-white—think “aged like fine wine,” not “oops, laundry day.”

• Natural has dark speckles—each one adds character, just like you.

On-demand magic:
We make this tee just for you the moment you order, which means a tiny wait. But here’s the upside: fewer tees wasted, less overproduction, and a happier planet.

Bonus perk: Free UK shipping on all orders (yes, really). Because even expired humans deserve a little treat.