Fed up with cringey motivational quotes and endless corporate nonsense? Do you prefer your truths served with a generous helping of dry wit? Then this is the t-shirt for you. Introducing the “Overpaid? No. Overworked? Also No.” top – the perfect attire for anyone who has mastered the art of the subtle eye-roll and the non-committal shrug.

This isn’t about ‘smashing targets’ or climbing the greasy pole. This is about acknowledging the quiet, respectable balance of a life that’s… well, just fine, thanks. It’s a statement for the person who’s perfectly content with their lot, or at the very least, has achieved a zen-like state of acceptance. Wear it to the office, wear it down the pub, wear it while pondering life’s great mysteries (or just what’s for tea). It’s a brilliant conversation starter that cuts through the usual jargon and gets straight to the point. The ultimate funny gift for mates, family, or yourself, because sometimes, “also no” is the most honest answer you can give.

The No-Nonsense Details (Just Like Your Ambition)

We believe comfort shouldn’t be a faff, much like your employment status.

• The Fabric of Reality: Made from 100% pure cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and won’t judge your professional aspirations (or lack thereof).
• The Blended Truths: Our Sport Grey is a trusty 90% cotton/10% polyester mix, while the distinguished Ash Grey is 99% cotton/1% polyester. For those who enjoy a bit of complexity, the Heather colours are a balanced 50/50 cotton-polyester blend.
• A Decent Weight: With a fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²), this top has the perfect mid-weight feel. Not too heavy, not too light – just like your current workload.
• Seamless Operation: Crafted with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, it offers a classic, seamless fit. Because who needs extra seams when life is already complicated enough?
• Built to Last (Because Some Things Should): We’ve included a taped neck and shoulders for extra durability, and double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem. This shirt will hold up longer than your enthusiasm on a Monday morning.
• Globally Sourced, Universally Understood: Our blank tops are sourced from the fine lands of Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico.

A Couple of Quick Truths (No Overthinking Required)

• Our White colour variant is more of an “off-white” rather than dazzling bright white. It’s subtle, much like your desire for a promotion.
• The Natural colour variant may have charming dark speckles throughout the fabric. Consider them tiny remnants of ideas you had before deciding the kettle was on.

Go on then, get your hands on this unisex t-shirt and let your wardrobe do the talking. It’s the perfect uniform for living your best “also no” life!