Ah, what a tranquil scene. Five handsome trees silhouetted against a beautiful setting sun. A lovely top for a walk in the New Forest, perhaps? A wholesome gift for a nature lover? Look again.

This, my friend, is the pinnacle of cheeky, grown-up humour. A design so cleverly disguised it might even get past your nan. For those with a wonderfully wicked mind, this “Trees at Sunset” t-shirt is a masterclass in double-entendre. It’s an ‘if you know, you know’ statement piece that separates the innocent from the… well, from people like us. Perfect for a stag do, a festival, or just wearing down the pub to see who spots it first, it’s the ultimate novelty gift for the friend who appreciates humour that’s a little bit below the belt, while appearing perfectly innocent.

More Than Meets the Eye: The Quality Bit

Even a shirt this naughty is made incredibly nicely. It’s a quality piece of kit, built to last far longer than the initial shock when your mates finally get the joke.

• Crafted from 100% pure, unadulterated cotton. It’s deceptively soft and innocent, just like the design.
• Our more… complex colour options have their own special formulas. Sport Grey is a mischievous 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester. And the mysterious Heather colours are a perfectly balanced 50/50 blend.
• A solid fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) gives it a reassuringly durable feel.
• Made with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, which means no irritating side seams to interrupt the… scenery.
• With a taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and bottom hem, it’s built to withstand repeated double-takes and bouts of hysterical laughter.
• The blank canvas for this masterpiece is sourced from fine global locales like Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico.

A Couple of Cheeky Caveats

• Our White colour variant may appear slightly off-white. Think of it as ‘innocent-ish’ rather than ‘blindingly pure’.
• The Natural colour comes with some dark speckles. These are just part of its… rustic charm. Nothing to see here, move along.

Freshly Made Mischief, Just for You

This t-shirt isn’t sitting around in some dusty box. The moment you place your order, we spring into action to create it especially for you. This means it takes a tad longer to arrive, but a joke this good can’t be rushed. By making them on demand, we avoid wasteful overproduction, which is a seriously good thing. So, thank you for being a thoughtful and wonderfully mischievous customer!