Sarcastic "Sorry You're Leaving" Mugs

Saying goodbye does not have to involve fake tears and a heavily signed generic card. Welcome to the Sarcastic "Sorry You're Leaving" Mugs collection, curated specifically for the joyous occasion of an annoying coworker resigning or a terrible partner finally packing their bags.

Whether you are searching for rude coworker leaving gifts, funny resignation presents, or the perfect divorce mug to celebrate a bitter breakup, this drinkware delivers the ultimate blunt message. From "sorry you got dumped" sympathy to funny retirement gifts that border on insulting, our premium ceramic novelty mugs are meticulously designed to bring a touch of dapper hostility to any farewell party.

Featuring our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream aesthetic, each piece is fully endorsed by Sir Cucumber Dog. Stop pretending you will actually stay in touch. Give them a sarcastic new job gift or a funny farewell mug that honestly expresses your profound relief.

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  • Ding Dong The Bitch Is Gone Funny Farewell Mug

    Ding Dong The Bitch Is Gone Funny Farewell Mug

    Ding Dong The Bitch Is Gone Funny Farewell Mug
    £17.00
    £17.00
  • A sarcastic promotion mug design featuring an ornate gold frame. The text reads YOU HAVE BEEN PROMOTED BEYOND YOUR LEVEL OF COMPETENCE followed by CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ACCIDENT. Beside the text is an illustration of Sir Cucumber Dog, a pug in a green cucumber print suit and monocle, sitting in a worn armchair.

    The Accidental Promotion Mug: A Celebration of Incompetence

    The Accidental Promotion Mug: A Celebration of Incompetence
    £17.00
    £17.00

Frequently asked questions
Who is Sir Cucumber Dog?

Sir Cucumber Dog is our distinguished Chairman—a plush pug with discerning taste, a bespoke cucumber-print suit, and a monocle made from the finest cucumber slice. He oversees all operations, ensuring every design we release meets our high standards for rude, funny, and unapologetic British wit. He is a busy pug; do not expect a personal reply.
What is the Cucumber Dog brand style?

We don’t do boring. We specialize in "hostile workplace" humour, cheeky slogans, and sarcastic visuals. Our aesthetic is rooted in vintage typography, high-end illustration, and our signature Cucumber Green (#2d4c31) and Cucumber Cream (#FAF5DC) palette. If it doesn't make you giggle or make your HR department sweat, we aren't printing it.
Where do you ship to?

We ship globally from our decentralized production network. Every order is fulfilled in the country of purchase (UK or USA) to ensure the fastest possible transit times and to minimize our carbon footprint.
Are these designs available anywhere else?

No. Every design is proprietary to the Cucumber Dog brand. You will not find Sir Cucumber Dog elsewhere. If you see our designs on another store, they are cheap knockoffs, and the Chairman is likely already preparing legal action.
I have a stupid question?

There are no stupid questions here, only people who haven’t had enough caffeine yet. If you are confused, it is likely because we were too busy being funny to be clear. Send your question over to our support team—they are much more patient than Sir Cucumber Dog and will be happy to clear things up for you without judging your lack of focus.

Contact Our Support Minions at woof@cucumberdog.com