Sir Cucumber Dog: C-Suite Escape

🧪 BETA TEST PHASE • HIGHEST ENDLESS SCORE WINS A HOODIE (USA & CANADA)

SIR CUCUMBER DOG: C-SUITE ESCAPE

Endless skyscraper sprint. Entering Zone 1: Executive Floor.

SPEED LVL1
SCORE0
TREATS0
BEST0
ENDLESS SURVIVAL MODE • BETA TEST
Sir Cucumber Dog

ESCAPE THE C-SUITE SKYSCRAPER

There is no finish line. Every 5 speed levels, the corporate scenery shifts to a new floor! USA & Canada players can log their email for the Sir Cucumber Dog Hoodie giveaway.

← / →Switch lanes (or swipe left/right)
↑ / SPACEJump over Red HR Audits & Tables
↓ / SSlide under Blue Zoom Syncs & Tables
🧪 BETA TEST MODE: Multi-zone endless survival. Hoodie Giveaway open to USA & Canada only • International plays for fun
}); // TOUCH SWIPE CONTROLS let touchStartX = 0, touchStartY = 0; stage.addEventListener("touchstart", function(e) { touchStartX = e.touches[0].clientX; touchStartY = e.touches[0].clientY; }, { passive: true }); stage.addEventListener("touchend", function(e) { if (!isPlaying) return; const dx = e.changedTouches[0].clientX - touchStartX; const dy = e.changedTouches[0].clientY - touchStartY; if (Math.abs(dx) > Math.abs(dy)) { if (dx > 24) triggerInput("right"); else if (dx < -24) triggerInput("left"); } else { if (dy < -24) triggerInput("jump"); else if (dy > 24) triggerInput("slide"); } }, { passive: true }); window.addEventListener("resize", resize); resize(); seedPreviewTrack(); requestAnimationFrame(gameLoop); })(); } .cd-controls-bar button { background: #243b2a; color: #F5F5DC; border: 1px solid rgba(245, 245, 220, 0.25); padding: 10px 8px; min-height: 64px; border-radius: 12px; cursor: pointer; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-items: center; justify-content: center; gap: 2px; touch-action: manipulation; } .cd-controls-bar button span { color: #ffd700; font-size: 1.15rem; font-weight: 900; line-height: 1; } .cd-controls-bar button strong { font-size: 0.82rem; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: 0.04em; } .cd-controls-bar button small { font-size: 0.65rem; color: rgba(245, 245, 220, 0.68); } .cd-controls-bar button:active { background: #ffd700; color: #18221b; } .cd-controls-bar button:active span, .cd-controls-bar button:active small { color: #18221b; } .cd-game-footer { display: flex; justify-content: space-between; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 8px; margin-top: 12px; color: rgba(245, 245, 220, 0.65); font-size: 0.72rem; font-weight: 700; } #cd-game-root.cd-fs-active { position: fixed !important; inset: 0 !important; width: 100vw !important; height: 100vh !important; max-width: none !important; margin: 0 !important; padding: 14px !important; border-radius: 0 !important; z-index: 2147483647 !important; display: flex !important; flex-direction: column !important; justify-content: space-between !important; background: #141f18 !important; } #cd-game-root.cd-fs-active #cd-stage { flex-grow: 1 !important; height: auto !important; }
← / →Switch lanes (or swipe left/right)
↑ / SPACEJump over Red HR Audits & Tables
↓ / SSlide under Blue Zoom Syncs & Tables
🧪 BETA TEST MODE: Multi-zone endless survival. Hoodie Giveaway open to USA & Canada only • International plays for fun
🧪 BETA TEST MODE: Endless survival • Speed increases continuously. Hoodie Giveaway open to USA & Canada only • International plays for fun

There is no finish line. The corridor speeds up continuously the further you run. USA & Canada players can log their email on the leaderboard for the Sir Cucumber Dog Hoodie giveaway once Beta ends. International players run for pure glory.

← / →Switch lanes (or swipe left/right)
↑ / SPACEJump over Red HR Audits & Tables
↓ / SSlide under Blue Zoom Syncs & Tables
🧪 BETA TEST MODE: Endless survival • Speed increases continuously. Hoodie Giveaway open to USA & Canada only • International plays for fun
🧪 BETA TEST PHASE • HIGHEST ENDLESS SCORE WINS A HOODIE (USA & CANADA)

SIR CUCUMBER DOG: C-SUITE ESCAPE

Endless skyscraper sprint. Zone 1: Executive Floor.

SPEED LVL1
SCORE0
TREATS0
BEST0
3
ENDLESS SURVIVAL MODE • BETA TEST
Sir Cucumber Dog

ESCAPE THE C-SUITE SKYSCRAPER

There is no finish line. Every 5 speed levels, the corporate scenery shifts to a new floor! USA & Canada players can log their email for the Sir Cucumber Dog Hoodie giveaway.

← / →Switch lanes (or swipe left/right)
↑ / SPACEJump over Red HR Audits & Tables
↓ / SSlide under Blue Zoom Syncs & Tables
🧪 BETA TEST MODE: Multi-zone endless survival with audio FX. Hoodie Giveaway open to USA & Canada only • International plays for fun