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Ding Dong The Bitch Is Gone | Funny Rude Pug Mug
£12.99
Sir Cucumber Dog's Offensiveness Rating
"Celebrating the departure of a difficult personality with my own likeness and vintage celebration graphics is the only acceptable form of office closure. I demand my coffee piping hot and my declarations thoroughly inappropriate. Highly approved for triumphant warfare."
- CJO (Chief Judgement Officer)
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.
Welcome to the liberation and celebration department. This premium white ceramic mug features our Chief Judgement Officer, Sir Cucumber Dog, giving a royal thumbs up alongside the bold declaration: "DING DONG... THE BITCH IS GONE!" It is the ultimate morning ritual uniform for anyone who appreciates triumphant humour, retro aesthetics, and making colleagues read questionable sentiments out loud across the office.
The Ultimate Victory Lap This drinkware asset targets the highly lucrative celebratory novelty sector. We entirely reject boring, plain kitchenware in favour of classic vintage aesthetics, gold accents, and blunt, sarcastic declarations suitable for any significant departure. It is the perfect vessel for coffee, tea, or a celebratory beverage of your choosing. Formally endorsed by Sir Cucumber Dog, who expects absolute precision and proper celebration of successful endings in all caffeine operations.
Targeted Gifting Solutions We provide logistical solutions for the chronically inappropriate. This rude celebration mug serves as the perfect low budget, high impact gift for a newly single best friend, a colleague celebrating a job transition, or anyone marking the end of a particularly tiresome era.
Premium Drinkware Specifications & Construction We absolutely refuse to print our humorous designs on inferior materials. This mug is built to strict ceramic standards, ensuring your office cheek is displayed on the highest quality canvas.
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Material Construction: Crafted from 100 per cent durable white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle for a sturdy, premium grip.
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Capacity & Dimensions: Available in two sizes. The 11 oz. version stands 9.6 cm tall (8.2 cm diameter), while the heavy-duty 15 oz. version stands 11.9 cm tall (8.5 cm diameter) for those who require extra caffeine to handle the celebration.
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Safety Standards: Completely lead-free, BPA-free, and fully safe for daily microwave and dishwasher use.
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Corporate Compliance: When a colleague asks about your mug in the breakroom, take a slow sip, maintain unblinking eye contact, point directly to Sir Cucumber Dog, and tag @thecucumberdog on Instagram using #thecucumberdog.
Colonial Translation
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UK: Humour / Favour / Behaviour / Colours / Cheeky
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US: Humor / Favor / Behavior / Colors / Sassy
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3 to 5 business days for production before your freshly printed order is shipped.
Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we will sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
When will I receive my mug?
Patience is a virtue, one I can see you likely do not possess. Your new vessel of disdain is printed specifically for you upon order. Production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed and shipped, we will provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is the returns policy?
Let me be absolutely clear. As each ceramic masterpiece is a bespoke item printed specifically for you, we do not accept returns for a sudden change of mind. Your fleeting whims are your own affair.
However, if your mug arrives looking like it wrestled a badger in transit (i.e., is damaged or misprinted), that is simply unacceptable. Contact our support minions immediately with a clear photograph of the disaster. We shall move heaven and earth to replace it and ensure you receive the perfection you paid for.
How do I care for my product?
We have provided the hostile typography; now you need to do the responsible bit. Treat these items properly, or Sir Cucumber Dog will be sorely disappointed in you.
- Standard Mugs (11 oz & 15 oz): Good news. These are certified high-quality ceramic. You can shove them in the dishwasher and microwave without guilt. Just do not let your incompetent colleagues steal them.
- Heat Colour Changing Mugs: Listen up, these are delicate divas. HAND WASH THEM ONLY. Putting this variant in the microwave or dishwasher is a direct insult to the magic inside. You will ruin it. Do not do it.
Is this design suitable for the workplace?
Only if your colleagues possess a shred of self-awareness or your HR department has given up entirely. We highly recommend placing it firmly on your desk to deter pointless meetings, bad ideas, and general stupidity.