FRESH OFF THE PRESS
Behold! The freshest bounty from the comedy patch, personally inspected by Sir Cucumber Dog himself. This is the only place to find our brand-spanking-new designs—crisp, cool, and guaranteed to be delightfully inappropriate. Don't miss out on the latest gear: grab our newest novelty mugs, fresh funny tees, latest humorous coasters, and the newest rude indoor mats before they go stale. This is the best collection of funny merchandise and novelty gifts guaranteed to provide shock and laughter.
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THE MEGA-SLOP HOT DOG T-Shirt: Pure, Glorious Filth -
MY FAVOURITE COLOUR IS 6." T-SHIRT: The Ultimate Absurdity -
I Woz Ere T-Shirt -
Sir Cucumber Dog's Official Holiday Salute Sweatshirt -
I Hate You T-Shirt -
The 'I Am Not Here' Existential Pug Mug -
I've Forgotten More Things White Mug -
The Mugs Mug -
Mug Rug Coaster -
Two Brain Cells White Mug -
Anal Applause White Mug -
Your Shirt Is On Inside Out T-Shirt | Mind Games Collection -
Your Laces Are Undone T-Shirt | Mind Games Collection -
You Weren't On Mute T-Shirt | Mind Games Collection -
Don't Think About Blinking T-Shirt | Mind Games Collection -
Your Phone Isn't In Your Pocket T-Shirt | Mind Games Collection -
I'm Not Actually This Tall T-Shirt | Funny Short Person Tee -
I'm As Confused As Me T-Shirt -
I've Never Been So Confused As I Am Tomorrow T-Shirt -
Involuntary Exchange of Gases T-Shirt -
Cucumber Dog "I Woke Up Buff... Again!" T-Shirt -
Cucumber Dog "Stop Reading This In My Voice." T-Shirt -
This Sentence Is A Lie T-shirt -
THE DOG T-Shirt
