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Sir Cucumber Dog: "I WOKE UP LOOKING BUFF. AGAIN!" Mug
£12.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Need a dose of delusion to start your day? This mug, featuring your brand's mascot, the impeccably dressed Sir Cucumber Dog, delivers the perfect hit of sarcastic swagger.
Sir Cucumber Dog—the plush toy pug in the cucumber-print suit, yellow bow tie, and signature monocle—may look dapper, but he's also utterly convinced of his own physique. The bold text, "I WOKE UP LOOKING BUFF. AGAIN!" makes this the ultimate funny gift for anyone who frequently skips leg day, struggles with morning routines, or just loves self-deprecating, rude humour.
It's a brilliant gag gift for a gym-goer who takes themselves too seriously, a brilliant sarcastic coffee mug for a colleague, or a perfect treat for yourself. Forget fitness, focus on the funny!
Key Features:
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Design: Features the dapper pug, Sir Cucumber Dog, and the highly confident text, "I WOKE UP LOOKING BUFF. AGAIN!"
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Tone: Rude, funny, sarcastic, and slightly offensive (to fitness fanatics).
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Material: High-quality ceramic mug.
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Sizes:
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11oz (Standard Size): Ideal for a quick caffeine boost.
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15oz (Large Size): For when you need extra time to admire your 'gains'.
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Durability: Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Please Note: We Print This Fresh For You
We don't keep a massive, dusty pile of stock. To be kinder to the planet (and avoid a ridiculous pile-up of buff pugs), we print your mug especially for you as soon as you place an order.
This means we need a little time to work our magic to print, perfect, and pack your order before it ships. We promise it's worth the wait!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
