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A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out.
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  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out. 15oz
  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out. 15oz
  • A white ceramic mug featuring playful and colourful typography in blue, pink, orange, and purple. The text reads SOMETIMES I LICK THE SPOON AND PUT IT BACK IT MAKES ME FEEL NAUGHTY. The design is decorated with small hand drawn icons of spoons, stars, a bag of flour, and a winking emoji with its tongue sticking out. 15oz
Sometimes I Lick The Spoon Mug | Funny Rude Gag Gift

Sometimes I Lick The Spoon Mug | Funny Rude Gag Gift

£17.00
£17.00
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Sir Cucumber Dog's Offensiveness Rating

1 2 3 4 5

Rather gross if you ask me!
- CJO (Chief Judgement Officer)

🚚 Estimated delivery:

Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.

If you have ever licked the spoon and popped it right back in the drawer, this mug was made for your naughty soul. This is the ultimate tribute to those who live by the "five-second rule" and treat kitchen hygiene like a polite suggestion rather than a requirement.

 Visual Description: High-Energy Design for the Kitchen Rebel

This isn't your standard, boring kitchenware. The design features high-impact, colourful typography that screams "unapologetic." Set against a crisp white ceramic base, the bold lettering is accented by a cheeky winking emoji, making it clear that while your habits might be questionable, your sense of humour is top-tier. The vibrant palette uses our signature bold tones to ensure this mug stands out on any desk or kitchen counter.

Why You Need This Mug

Whether you are sipping your morning tea or a late-night hot chocolate, this mug celebrates the small, slightly disgusting victories of life. It is the kind of gag gift that gets a "Me too!" followed by a "Wait, you actually do that?" It’s high-energy, colourful, and a bit wrong—exactly how your morning brew should be. It captures a specific brand of British cheekiness and turns it into your new favourite conversation starter.

Product Highlights & Features

  • Two Sizes for Every Habit: Available in a standard 11oz or a generous 15oz for those who need a larger dose of caffeine to fuel their mischief.

  • Vibrant, Professional Finish: Expertly printed to ensure the bold colours and winking emoji stay crisp and bright, even after a trip through the dishwasher.

  • Durable Ceramic Build: Designed to survive the daily grind, from the office kitchen to the breakfast table.

  • Dishwasher & Microwave Safe: Completely practical for daily use and low-effort maintenance after your "naughty" tea break.

  • Stand-Alone Quality: Every mug is crafted with a focus on premium materials and high-definition print clarity.

Who Is It For?

  • The "Secret" Baker: For the person who definitely tastes the batter and "cleans" the whisk with their tongue.

  • The Office Rebel: Perfect for the colleague who wants to make everyone a little bit uncomfortable during the Monday morning meeting.

  • The "Hard to Buy For" Friend: A hilarious, inappropriate gift for birthdays, Secret Santa, or housewarmings.
Shipping & Returns

Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.

  • Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
  • Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
  • Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.

Frequently asked questions

How do I choose the correct size?

Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts and premium apparel use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
How long does delivery take?

We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?

Your new apparel or rude accessory is printed specifically for you. This sustainable print on demand process means production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed, we will dispatch your order and provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?

As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. However, if your item arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph so we can resolve the issue.
How do I wash and care for this item?

Treat your new goods with the respect they deserve. Wash our organic cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) and allow them to air dry to maintain their shape. Standard ceramic mugs are entirely dishwasher safe, but our heat colour changing mugs are delicate divas that must be washed by hand.
Who is Sir Cucumber Dog?

A gentleman does not typically reveal his secrets, but for you, I will make an exception. I am Sir Cucumber Dog: a plush pug of unparalleled sophistication, permanently squeezed into a bespoke green cucumber print suit. The cucumber monocle is purely for judging your life choices, and the yellow bow tie is because I am not a savage.

As the Chairman of this establishment, I oversee a curated collection of rude and funny designs across mugs, tees, and coasters, all presented in our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream. I am the physical embodiment of a lifestyle that prioritises sharp tailoring, strong gin, and an overwhelming disdain for the general public.

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