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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER CHOPPING BOARD!
£21.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Tired of the relentless barrage of bland kitchenware? We hear you. Introducing the "CHOP ON ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!" glass chopping board – the only kitchen tool that truly understands your morning dread.
Featuring a striking black background with a distressed, unapologetic white text that reads:
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER RELENTLESS BARRAGE OF VIOLENCE. JUST GET IT OVER WITH!
The Details (for the Relentlessly Practical):
Size: Generous 39 x 29cm surface area – plenty of room for chopping, dicing, or existential crises.
Material: Tough, hygienic, textured glass. Perfect for preparing all your victims (we mean vegetables).
Protection: Supplied with non-slip rubber feet to keep the board firmly in place, even when you're aggressively slicing carrots.
Uses: Ideal for food prep, or just propping up to remind you that the day requires maximum effort for minimum return.
The Vibe: Rude, funny, and darkly relatable – exactly what your kitchen counter has been missing.
Stop chopping in silence and make a statement that's as sharp as your best knife. Just get it over with, and add this to your basket!
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
