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Rude Dog Fart Welcome Mat | Funny Pet Owner Gift | Indoor Entryway Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
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Rude Dog Fart Welcome Mat | Funny Pet Owner Gift | Indoor Entryway Mat
Proposed Description
Give guests an immediate, side-splitting warning before they even take their coat off! This funny indoor mat ensures everyone knows exactly what kind of stink-tacular welcome awaits them (and who the real culprit is).
The bold text, "BE WARNED: THE DOGS FARTS STINK!" is the ultimate rude welcome for any dog owner with a great sense of humour. It’s a perfect novelty gift and an honest statement piece for your entryway.
Key Features of this Hilarious Pet Mat:
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Hilariously Rude Welcome: The ultimate entrance mat for anyone who appreciates the funny reality of pet ownership and dog humour.
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Vibrant & Bold: Features a brilliant, bold print that ensures the fart warning message pops and is unmissable.
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Sturdy & Safe: Built with a non-slip rubber base to keep it firmly in place, even when the dog is rushing in to deliver its gassy surprise.
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Ideal for Indoors: Perfect for your hallway or entryway, keeping the message safe and sound.
Product Specs:
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Overall Size:
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Material: Durable mat with a non-slip rubber base
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Use: Indoor Only (please keep it away from actual rain and mud)
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
