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BOW DOWN TO ME WHEN YOU ENTER" Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Lay down the law right at your feet! This mat demands the respect you deserve (or at least, the respect you find funny).
This rude and funny welcome mat is the ultimate statement piece for anyone who has a brilliant sense of humour and a slightly exaggerated sense of self-importance. Featuring the command, "BOW DOWN TO ME WHEN YOU ENTER," this mat is guaranteed to get a massive laugh and perhaps even a playful bow from your most loyal (or most easily amused) friends.
It's an ideal sarcastic gift for a housewarming, or for anyone who enjoys bossy home decor and a cheeky power trip. This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
