COME BACK WITH A WARRANT Indoor Door Mat
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£28.99
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COME BACK WITH A WARRANT Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Lay down the law before the door even opens with this blunt and humorous indoor mat.
Perfect for those who value their privacy—and a good laugh—this mat is the ultimate piece of rude home decor. Featuring bold, authoritative text that commands "COME BACK WITH A WARRANT.", it’s designed to give unwanted visitors, nosy neighbours, and solicitors a reason to turn around immediately. It is a fantastic example of British humour for anyone who prefers a "stay away" message to a traditional welcome.
This mat makes a brilliant funny gift for friends, a cheeky addition to a bachelor pad, or a standout statement piece for a hallway or man cave. Built with a durable surface and a non-slip rubber base, it ensures your legal disclaimer stays firmly in place.
📋 Key Features:
Bold Legal Humour: A perfect piece of rude novelty decor for anyone who appreciates a bit of defensive wit.
Safe & Secure: Equipped with a high-quality non-slip rubber backing to prevent sliding on laminate, wood, or tiled floors.
Durable Construction: Designed to withstand high foot traffic while keeping the authoritative print crisp and clear.
Perfect Gift Idea: An ideal funny housewarming gift or a unique present for those who value their peace and quiet.
Product Specifications:
Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm
Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm
Base: Non-slip rubber
Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
