COME IN I PROMISE I WON'T HURT YOU Creepy Sarcastic Indoor Mat
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£28.99
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COME IN I PROMISE I WON'T HURT YOU Creepy Sarcastic Indoor Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Offer your guests a "reassuring" welcome with this hilariously ominous and sarcastic indoor mat.
Perfect for those with a dark sense of humour, this mat turns a standard greeting into a classic piece of rude home decor. Featuring the bold, unsettling text "COME IN I PROMISE I WON'T HURT YOU.", it is guaranteed to make visitors hesitate just long enough for a laugh. It is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who enjoys a slightly twisted British humour aesthetic.
This mat makes a fantastic funny housewarming gift for horror fans or a standout addition to a hallway or man cave. Designed with a durable surface and a non-slip rubber base, it stays firmly in place while you plot your next joke.
📋 Key Features:
Darkly Funny Design: A brilliant example of rude novelty decor that is equal parts welcoming and worrying.
Safe & Secure: Features a high-quality non-slip rubber backing to prevent sliding on hard floors.
Durable Construction: Made to withstand foot traffic while keeping the crisp, bold text clearly visible.
Indoor Versatility: Perfectly sized for entryways, bedroom doors, or private bar areas.
Product Specifications:
Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm
Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm
Base: Non-slip rubber
Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
