I Always Crap Myself | The Honest Baby Grow
Black / 12M
£20.99
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I Always Crap Myself | The Honest Baby Grow
£20.99
Let’s be real: your baby has exactly one job, and they do it with alarming consistency. Why beat around the bush when you can just state the obvious?
This I Always Crap Myself baby jersey bodysuit is the ultimate badge of honour for the tiny human who keeps you on your toes (and keeps your washing machine running 24/7). While they’re busy fulfilling their digestive destiny, this bodysuit ensures they stay cozy and cared for throughout the day.
Crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton, it’s incredibly soft on delicate skin but durable enough to survive a full day of active play. We’ve included a convenient lap shoulder design and a secure three-snap closure to allow for quick, hassle-free outfit changes, saving you precious seconds during those inevitable "code brown" emergencies.
Technical Specifications
Material: 100% combed ringspun cotton for premium softness.
Fabric Weight: A sturdy 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²).
Fit: Classic regular fit with an envelope neckline for easy dressing.
Features: Practical lap shoulders and a reliable three-snap closure.
Durability: Designed to withstand the chaos of infancy and constant laundry cycles.
This I Always Crap Myself baby jersey bodysuit is the ultimate badge of honour for the tiny human who keeps you on your toes (and keeps your washing machine running 24/7). While they’re busy fulfilling their digestive destiny, this bodysuit ensures they stay cozy and cared for throughout the day.
Crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton, it’s incredibly soft on delicate skin but durable enough to survive a full day of active play. We’ve included a convenient lap shoulder design and a secure three-snap closure to allow for quick, hassle-free outfit changes, saving you precious seconds during those inevitable "code brown" emergencies.
Technical Specifications
Material: 100% combed ringspun cotton for premium softness.
Fabric Weight: A sturdy 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²).
Fit: Classic regular fit with an envelope neckline for easy dressing.
Features: Practical lap shoulders and a reliable three-snap closure.
Durability: Designed to withstand the chaos of infancy and constant laundry cycles.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
