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I PREFER THE BACK DOOR RUDE AND FUNNY INDOOR DOOR MAT
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Why use the main entrance when there are other, more exciting options?
This mat delivers a brilliant, suggestive double entendre right on your threshold! This rude adult humour mat is perfect for those who appreciate a cheeky wink and a naughty joke. Featuring the unforgettable text, "I PREFER THE BACK DOOR.", it's guaranteed to make guests snigger and wonder exactly what kind of welcome awaits them.
It's the ideal naughty housewarming gift or a fantastic statement piece for anyone who enjoys provocative home decor. Place it at the actual back door for maximum, literal impact, or put it at the front for a hilariously suggestive welcome. This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
