STUDENTS LIVE HERE! Funny Indoor Door Mat
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£28.99
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STUDENTS LIVE HERE! Funny Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Lower the expectations of your visitors immediately with this brutally honest student house door mat.
Perfect for university digs, flatshares, or dorm rooms, this mat acts as a fair warning for the state of the hallway beyond. Featuring bold, athletic-style text that screams "STUDENTS LIVE HERE!", it is the ultimate piece of rude home decor for anyone currently surviving on instant noodles and deadline-induced adrenaline. It's a quintessential example of British student humour—honest, slightly chaotic, and very funny.
This mat makes a brilliant funny gift for students, a perfect moving-in present for a new term, or a standout addition to a shared hallway. Built with a durable surface and a non-slip rubber base, it's designed to stay in place no matter how many people are stumbling in after a night out.
📋 Key Features:
The Ultimate Digs Decor: A perfect piece of rude novelty decor for student houses and shared university accommodation.
Safe & Secure: Equipped with a high-quality non-slip rubber backing to prevent sliding on laminate, wood, or tiled floors.
Durable Construction: Designed to withstand high foot traffic while keeping the bold collegiate print crisp and clear.
Perfect Gift Idea: An ideal university moving-in gift or a unique present for that one friend whose house is a constant mess.
Product Specifications:
Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm
Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm
Base: Non-slip rubber
Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
