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Sir Cucumber Dog Coasters (Set of 4) | Rude Pug Gift | Funny Novelty Coaster Set
£18.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Let's be honest. Your tables are crying out for help. Those coffee rings aren't "rustic," they're a crime. Enter Sir Cucumber Dog, the hero your furniture deserves.
This dapper, grumpy-faced pug is here to silently judge your beverage choices while flawlessly protecting your surfaces. Dressed in his signature cucumber-print suit, he’s ready to add some serious attitude to your living room, office, or home bar.
This set of four coasters is the perfect rude gift for anyone who loves pugs, hates stains, or just has a gloriously funny sense of humour. It's the essential novelty home decor accessory for a cheeky brand fan.
👑 The Royal Specs (Coasters That Tell the Truth) 👑
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A Full Squad (Pack of 4): You get four coasters, each featuring Sir Cucumber's unimpressed face—perfect for any coffee table.
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Generously Sized: 96 x 96mm Ideal for everything from your morning coffee mug to your evening wine glass or beer pint.
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Properly Chunky: 4mm These aren't flimsy bits of cardboard. They’re substantial, durable, and ready to take on even your clumsiest moments.
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No-Slip Grip (Natural Cork Base): The non-slip cork bottom ensures your drink (and Sir Cucumber) stays exactly where you put it, protecting your wooden furniture.
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Slick & Glossy (Wipeable Finish): A high-gloss, vibrant finish not only makes the lime green background pop, but it’s also ridiculously easy to wipe clean.
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Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
