Sir Cucumber Dog Coasters (Set of 4) | Rude Pug Gift | Funny Novelty Coaster Set
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£18.99
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Sir Cucumber Dog Coasters (Set of 4) | Rude Pug Gift | Funny Novelty Coaster Set
£18.99
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK delivery is on us!
Let's be honest. Your tables are crying out for help. Those coffee rings aren't "rustic," they're a crime. Enter Sir Cucumber Dog, the hero your furniture deserves.
This dapper, grumpy-faced pug is here to silently judge your beverage choices while flawlessly protecting your surfaces. Dressed in his signature cucumber-print suit, he’s ready to add some serious attitude to your living room, office, or home bar.
This set of four coasters is the perfect rude gift for anyone who loves pugs, hates stains, or just has a gloriously funny sense of humour. It's the essential novelty home decor accessory for a cheeky brand fan.
👑 The Royal Specs (Coasters That Tell the Truth) 👑
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A Full Squad (Pack of 4): You get four coasters, each featuring Sir Cucumber's unimpressed face—perfect for any coffee table.
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Generously Sized: 96 x 96mm Ideal for everything from your morning coffee mug to your evening wine glass or beer pint.
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Properly Chunky: 4mm These aren't flimsy bits of cardboard. They’re substantial, durable, and ready to take on even your clumsiest moments.
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No-Slip Grip (Natural Cork Base): The non-slip cork bottom ensures your drink (and Sir Cucumber) stays exactly where you put it, protecting your wooden furniture.
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Slick & Glossy (Wipeable Finish): A high-gloss, vibrant finish not only makes the lime green background pop, but it’s also ridiculously easy to wipe clean.
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Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
- Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK.
- Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
- Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.
The Story of Sir Cucumber Dog
Born from a love of pugs and a hatred of boring gifts, Sir Cucumber Dog is the suited-and-booted face of our brand. We specialize in rude mugs, premium tees, and coasters that say what you're actually thinking. No waste, no filler—just freshly picked humour.
