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The Bossy Bath Mat: DO NOT LEAVE ME ON THE FLOOR BITCH!
£23.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Despite its intense vocabulary, this "DO NOT LEAVE ME ON THE FLOOR BITCH!" bath mat is actually incredibly soft and safe. It provides excellent comfort underfoot while delivering a scathing rebuke right in your bathroom.
It's the ultimate piece of rude home décor for anyone who appreciates a slogan gift with some attitude. This funny bathroom mat is a perfect adult novelty gift and certainly lets your guests know who is boss!
✨ Product Comfort & Slogan Power
While the message is demanding, the mat itself is purely luxurious and functional.
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Soft Microfibre Top: Highly absorbent and wonderfully soft, offering a comfy place to step after a shower.
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Cushioned Memory Foam Inner: A proper plush interior that cushions your feet—it's soft enough to forgive the rudeness.
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Non-Slip Base: Essential for bathroom safety! This base ensures the slogan mat stays firmly planted on slippery tiles, so you don't slip up while being told off.
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Approx. Size: A good, noticeable size for your toilet mat area at 60 x 40 cm
🎨 Decoration and Care Instructions
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Vibrant Edge-to-Edge Print: The artwork is printed across the entire mat, ensuring the bold, crisp text stands out brilliantly against the deep black background.
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Keeping It Clean: When it inevitably gets dirty, simply wash at 30 degrees. Air drying is always best for a demanding diva like this!
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
