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Rude Dog Food Mat: "THE LEGEND. THE DICKHEAD." Funny Pet Bowl Mat Gift
£24.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Finally, a pet food mat that tells the truth.
Let's be honest. One minute your dog is the most loyal, loving legend on the planet. The next, they're stealing your food, barking at a plastic bag for ten minutes, or rolling in something unspeakable. They're a legend... and a total dickhead.
Stop lying to your guests with boring mats. This rude dog mat is the only one that captures the beautiful, chaotic, and brutally honest reality of dog ownership. It's the perfect, hilarious statement piece for your front door, back door, or as the official (and accurate) station for their food bowls.
It also makes the perfect, laugh-out-loud gift for any other dog owner in your life who is tired of pretending their little angel isn't also a complete menace.
The Details (Why This Mat is The Truth):
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The Slogan: Features the holy trinity of dog personality in bold, unmissable white text: "THE DOG. THE LEGEND. THE DICKHEAD."
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The Size: Measures 44 X 22cm. A compact, no-nonsense size perfect for doorways, porches, or under pet bowls as a feeding mat.
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The Build: Made with a durable top layer to handle muddy paws and a non-slip rubber backing to ensure it stays put, even when your dog is doing parkour off the walls.
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The Vibe: 100% truth, 0% fluff. Why be normal? Get the funny pet mat that tells it like it is.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
