The "My Name Is Mat." Funny Welcome Door Mat
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Give your guests an immediate, deadpan welcome with this hilarious, self-aware door mat!
Tired of complicated greetings? This mat introduces itself with pure, brilliant simplicity: "MY NAME IS MAT." Flanked by cool lightning bolt graphics for added personality, this mat is an ideal funny housewarming gift and a fantastic piece of silly home decor.
This humorous indoor mat makes a great statement piece for your entryway. It’s perfect for anyone who appreciates a simple, literal joke and a bit of playful sarcasm. It's durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!