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The Suggestive Bath Mat: YOU'RE MAKING ME MOIST!
£23.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Finally, a bath mat that truly understands the atmosphere of the bathroom. This hilariously suggestive mat is here to deliver a cheeky compliment (or maybe just state a fact about itself) to anyone stepping out of the shower.
Featuring bold white text and a knowing, winking face, this rude novelty mat proclaims: "YOU'RE MAKING ME MOIST!" It’s the ultimate piece of funny and slightly rude home décor that your customers expect. It’s perfect for adding a bit of saucy banter to the smallest room in the house. This makes an excellent adult humour gift or a funny housewarming gift.
✨ Product Comfort & Cheekiness
While the message is suggestive, the memory foam mat itself is purely luxurious and functional. It's designed to be absorbent and comfortable, living up to its name in the most practical sense.
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Soft Microfibre Top: Highly absorbent and wonderfully soft to the touch—perfect for drying off your feet.
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Cushioned Memory Foam Inner: A proper plush interior that provides superb cushioning underfoot.
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Non-Slip Base: A crucial feature in a wet environment! The base ensures the mat stays firmly in place, even when things get... moist.
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Approx. Size: A convenient size for any bathroom floor at 60 x 40 cm.
🎨 Decoration and Care Instructions
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Vibrant Edge-to-Edge Print: The cheeky artwork is printed right to the edge, ensuring the crisp, bold text and wink stand out perfectly against the deep black background.
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Keeping It Clean: When it needs freshening up, simply toss it in the wash at 30 degrees. Please avoid the tumble dryer and let it air dry naturally to preserve its shape and cheekiness.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
