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WELCOME. (IF YOU HAVE WINE.)" Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Lay out the house rules immediately!
This hilarious and honest indoor mat is the perfect way to greet friends and set a clear prerequisite for entry: don't show up empty-handed! It’s the ideal piece of funny home decor for anyone who appreciates a cheeky joke and is a fan of a decent glass of vino.
This rude welcome mat works perfectly in the hallway, kitchen entrance, or anywhere you need a reminder to BYOW (Bring Your Own Wine!). It makes a brilliant housewarming gift or a funny gift for wine lovers.
Key Features:
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Honest Policy: Boldly states "WELCOME. (IF YOU HAVE WINE.)" – ensuring all social calls are mutually beneficial.
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Wine Lover's Humour: The perfect, slightly rude gift for any dedicated wine drinker, especially those hosting dinner parties.
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Non-Slip Design: Features a durable, non-slip rubber base to prevent any unwelcome slips or tumbles (especially after a glass or two).
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Use: Indoor Mat Only – Best kept where the wine is stored!
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
