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WELCOME TO OUR HOME YOU TWAT!" Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Forget warm hugs and polite greetings—this mat says what your mouth is often thinking!
This utterly rude welcome mat is the ultimate expression of friendship and sarcasm. Featuring the bold, unmissable text, "WELCOME TO OUR HOME YOU TWAT!", it is guaranteed to get a massive laugh from anyone close enough to know you're joking (we hope!). This mat is perfect for those who speak their mind and appreciate funny swearing home decor.
It's an ideal naughty gift for your best mate's housewarming or for anyone who loves an insult-as-compliment culture. This mat makes a fantastic statement piece for your entryway. This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only.
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
