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our Shirt Is On Inside Out Tee
£21.99
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Sir Cucumber Dog's Offensiveness Rating
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"Sir Cucumber Dog notes that inducing mass paranoia among the human population is an acceptable form of entertainment. He formally endorses this garment for anyone wishing to test the structural integrity of their coworkers' sanity."
- CJO (Chief Judgement Officer)
The Social Gaslighting Department Welcome to the psychological warfare division. This premium white unisex tee introduces the world to the ultimate public prank via an illustrated confused fellow and bold retro lettering. Featuring the devastatingly deceptive statement "Your shirt is on inside out," it entirely rejects wholesome social interactions in favour of making every stranger, colleague, and family member frantically inspect their own chest in a panic. It is the ultimate garment for anyone who enjoys weaponising mild confusion and watching people doubt their morning dressing routine.
Technical Specifications We absolutely refuse to print our psychological warfare on inferior garments. This unisex tee is built to strict premium specifications using our global network of bespoke print facilities.
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Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) for an exceptionally soft feel and clean finish.
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Fabric Weight: A perfectly balanced 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) ensuring the shirt is lightweight, breathable, and completely opaque.
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Durability: Constructed with pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping to withstand frequent laundering and endless public double-takes.
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Global Fulfillment: Printed and routed locally, meaning faster delivery times whether you are causing mass panic in the UK or the USA.
Corporate Compliance When a complete stranger frantically checks their collar and glares at you, maintain unbroken eye contact and submit the panic evidence to our administrative peasantry by tagging @thecucumberdog on Instagram using #thecucumberdog.
Colonial Translation
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British English: Jumper / Colour / Humour / Sarcastic
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American English: Sweater / Color / Humor / Sassy
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Context: A highly specialised garment designed to induce instant paranoia across international borders.
Shipping & Returns
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
- Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
- Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
- Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
How do I choose the correct size?
Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts and premium apparel use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
How long does delivery take?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
Your new apparel or rude accessory is printed specifically for you. This sustainable print on demand process means production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed, we will dispatch your order and provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?
As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. However, if your item arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph so we can resolve the issue.
How do I wash and care for this item?
Treat your new goods with the respect they deserve. Wash our organic cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) and allow them to air dry to maintain their shape. Standard ceramic mugs are entirely dishwasher safe, but our heat colour changing mugs are delicate divas that must be washed by hand.
Who is Sir Cucumber Dog?
A gentleman does not typically reveal his secrets, but for you, I will make an exception. I am Sir Cucumber Dog: a plush pug of unparalleled sophistication, permanently squeezed into a bespoke green cucumber print suit. The cucumber monocle is purely for judging your life choices, and the yellow bow tie is because I am not a savage.
As the Chairman of this establishment, I oversee a curated collection of rude and funny designs across mugs, tees, and coasters, all presented in our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream. I am the physical embodiment of a lifestyle that prioritises sharp tailoring, strong gin, and an overwhelming disdain for the general public.