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"You're My Favourite Dad Ever" Funny Coffee Mug
£18.00
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£18.00
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Sir Cucumber Dog's Offensiveness Rating
One wonders how it's possible!
- CJO (Chief Judgement Officer)
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.
The kind of gift that gets laughed at… then immediately passed around the room.
Show him exactly where he stands with this charming and bold coffee mug. Featuring a playful, hand-lettered design that reads "You're my favourite DAD ever!" accented with soft pink hearts and stars, this is the perfect gift for the man who does it all.
A Hint of Cheeky Humour
Let’s be honest, the phrase "You're my favourite DAD ever" carries a hilarious, subtle wink. It begs the question: just how many dads have you got? It is the ultimate tongue in cheek compliment for the dad who appreciates a bit of "favourite child" wit. Whether he is the undisputed champion of the household or just winning the current ranking, this sarcastic yet sweet design is bound to spark a laugh at the breakfast table.
The "Favourite" Child’s Secret Weapon
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PERFECT FOR: Dads with a sense of humour, Father’s Day, birthdays, and Christmas.
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HEARTFELT WITH A TWIST: This novelty dad mug combines a sweet message with a side of cheeky family banter.
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HIGH-CONTRAST DESIGN: The vibrant cream lettering and pastel pink accents pop perfectly against the sleek black glossy finish.
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BUILT FOR DAILY USE: This durable ceramic is both dishwasher and microwave safe.
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SAFE & HIGH QUALITY: Crafted from BPA-free and lead-free materials for a clean sipping experience.
WARNING: Not suitable for sensitive dads. Or normal families.
Product Specifications:
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Material: 100% Glossy Ceramic
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11 oz Dimensions: Height 9.8 cm, Diameter 8.5 cm
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15 oz Dimensions: Height 12 cm, Diameter 8.5 cm
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Care: Fully dishwasher and microwave safe
WHY PEOPLE LOVE CUCUMBER DOG
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AUTHENTIC REACTIONS: Designed to get real laughs and raised eyebrows.
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SUPPORT INDEPENDENT: A small independent brand based in the UK.
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FREE UK SHIPPING: Yes, really. Free shipping on all orders.
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
- Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
- Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
- Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
How do I choose the correct size?
Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts and premium apparel use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
How long does delivery take?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
Your new apparel or rude accessory is printed specifically for you. This sustainable print on demand process means production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed, we will dispatch your order and provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?
As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. However, if your item arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph so we can resolve the issue.
How do I wash and care for this item?
Treat your new goods with the respect they deserve. Wash our organic cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) and allow them to air dry to maintain their shape. Standard ceramic mugs are entirely dishwasher safe, but our heat colour changing mugs are delicate divas that must be washed by hand.
Who is Sir Cucumber Dog?
A gentleman does not typically reveal his secrets, but for you, I will make an exception. I am Sir Cucumber Dog: a plush pug of unparalleled sophistication, permanently squeezed into a bespoke green cucumber print suit. The cucumber monocle is purely for judging your life choices, and the yellow bow tie is because I am not a savage.
As the Chairman of this establishment, I oversee a curated collection of rude and funny designs across mugs, tees, and coasters, all presented in our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream. I am the physical embodiment of a lifestyle that prioritises sharp tailoring, strong gin, and an overwhelming disdain for the general public.