FRESH OFF THE PRESS
Behold! The freshest bounty from the comedy patch, personally inspected by Sir Cucumber Dog himself. This is the only place to find our brand-spanking-new designs—crisp, cool, and guaranteed to be delightfully inappropriate. Don't miss out on the latest gear: grab our newest novelty mugs, fresh funny tees, latest humorous coasters, and the newest rude indoor mats before they go stale. This is the best collection of funny merchandise and novelty gifts guaranteed to provide shock and laughter.
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Sir Cucumber Dog: "SHHH." Ceramic Mug -
Sir Cucumber Dog: "I WOKE UP LOOKING BUFF. AGAIN!" Mug -
Live Laugh Love White Mug -
Not Just Any Pug White Mug -
(SEE REVERSE FOR DETAILS) T-Shirt -
Pardon? Mug -
You're Going The Wrong Way T-Shirt -
I'm Currently Out Of Order T-Shirt -
Smashin It T-shirt -
I Don't Remember Being Born But It Happened T-Shirt -
My Therapist Told Me T-Shirt -
Your Effort Is Adorable T-Shirt - The Sarcastic Tee for Everyone -
This Is Not My Real Face T-shirt -
This T-shirt Is Machine Washable T-shirt -
I'm An Expert In Everything I've Never Tried T-shirt -
My Shadow Has Witnessed Many Things T-shirt -
You Can't Hear The Sunrise T-shirt -
My Favourite Word Is Moist White Mug -
What To Eat Or What Not To Eat T-shirt -
I Was Forced To Come T-shirt -
My Get Up And Go White Mug -
The Least Favourite Child Mug | Official Family Disappointment Cup -
I Talk To Myself White glossy mug -
I Still Owe Jesus A Fiver White Mug
