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A tilted white ceramic mug on a light beige surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations.
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  • A tilted white ceramic mug on a light beige surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations.
  • A tilted white ceramic mug on a light beige surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations.
  • A white ceramic mug on a white surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations.
  • A white ceramic mug on a white surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations.
  • A white ceramic mug on a white surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations. 15oz
  • A white ceramic mug on a white surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations. 15oz
  • A white ceramic mug on a white surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations. 15oz
Dear Dad Thanks For Not Wiping Me On A Sock | Funny White Mug

Dear Dad Thanks For Not Wiping Me On A Sock | Funny White Mug

£17.00
£17.00
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- CJO (Chief Judgement Officer)

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Give your dad the recognition he truly deserves with this hilariously blunt coffee mug. Featuring a whimsical, hand-drawn design that reads "Dear Dad, Thanks for not wiping me on a sock," this is the ultimate gift for the parent who appreciates crude humour over sentimental fluff.

Decorated with a "Best Child" award ribbon, playful hearts, and stars, it is a cheeky way to remind him that you are, undoubtedly, his greatest achievement.

Why This Is the Ultimate Gift for Dad

Brutally Honest Humour This novelty mug is designed for those who want to skip the clichés and go straight for the belly laugh. It is the perfect compliment for a dad with a sharp wit and a healthy sense of perspective.

Vibrant Hand-Drawn Design The crisp white ceramic provides a professional background that makes the multicoloured illustrations and bold typography pop. The high-definition print ensures the "Best Child" medal and illustrated sock look sharp from every angle.

Superior Durability Whether he is a coffee addict or a tea lover, this kitchenware is built for the daily grind. The design is engineered to stay perfect through hundreds of cycles, making it a long-lasting staple in his cupboard.

Product Features & Safety

  • Two Size Options: Choose the standard 11oz for a classic brew or the generous 15oz size for those mornings when he needs extra caffeine to deal with his "favourite" child.

  • Maximum Safety: Sip with confidence. This mug is crafted from BPA-free and lead-free materials.

  • Convenience as Standard: Fully dishwasher and microwave safe for easy cleaning and reheating.

Product Specifications

  • Material: 100% White Glossy Ceramic

  • 11oz Dimensions: 9.6 cm height, 8.2 cm diameter

  • 15oz Dimensions: 12 cm height, 8.5 cm diameter

  • Safety Standards: Lead and BPA-free

  • Care: Safe for use in microwaves and dishwashers

Who Is It For?

  • The Fun Dad: Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because he has a great sense of humour.

  • The "Hard to Buy For" Parent: A guaranteed conversation starter that stands out from the usual "World's Best Dad" tat.

  • The Favourite Child: A playful way to secure your spot as the top sibling.
Shipping & Returns

Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.

  • Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
  • Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
  • Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.

Frequently asked questions

How do I choose the correct size?

Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts and premium apparel use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
How long does delivery take?

We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?

Your new apparel or rude accessory is printed specifically for you. This sustainable print on demand process means production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed, we will dispatch your order and provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?

As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. However, if your item arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph so we can resolve the issue.
How do I wash and care for this item?

Treat your new goods with the respect they deserve. Wash our organic cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) and allow them to air dry to maintain their shape. Standard ceramic mugs are entirely dishwasher safe, but our heat colour changing mugs are delicate divas that must be washed by hand.
Who is Sir Cucumber Dog?

A gentleman does not typically reveal his secrets, but for you, I will make an exception. I am Sir Cucumber Dog: a plush pug of unparalleled sophistication, permanently squeezed into a bespoke green cucumber print suit. The cucumber monocle is purely for judging your life choices, and the yellow bow tie is because I am not a savage.

As the Chairman of this establishment, I oversee a curated collection of rude and funny designs across mugs, tees, and coasters, all presented in our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream. I am the physical embodiment of a lifestyle that prioritises sharp tailoring, strong gin, and an overwhelming disdain for the general public.

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