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A tilted white ceramic mug on a light beige surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations.
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  • A tilted white ceramic mug on a light beige surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations.
  • A tilted white ceramic mug on a light beige surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations.
  • A white ceramic mug on a white surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations.
  • A white ceramic mug on a white surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations.
  • A white ceramic mug on a white surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations. 15oz
  • A white ceramic mug on a white surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations. 15oz
  • A white ceramic mug on a white surface. The design features playful, hand drawn style text that reads DEAR DAD THANKS FOR NOT WIPING ME ON A SOCK. The typography is surrounded by whimsical icons including a pink patterned sock, a smiling stick figure, a gold best child medal, and small sun and heart illustrations. 15oz
Dear Dad Thanks For Not Wiping Me On A Sock | Funny White Mug

Dear Dad Thanks For Not Wiping Me On A Sock | Funny White Mug

£17.00
£17.00
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Sir Cucumber Dog's Offensiveness Rating

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This design passed with wonderful flying colours!
- CJO (Chief Judgement Officer)

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Give your dad the recognition he truly deserves with this hilariously blunt coffee mug. Featuring a whimsical, hand-drawn design that reads "Dear Dad, Thanks for not wiping me on a sock," this is the ultimate gift for the parent who appreciates crude humour over sentimental fluff.

Decorated with a "Best Child" award ribbon, playful hearts, and stars, it is a cheeky way to remind him that you are, undoubtedly, his greatest achievement.

Why This Is the Ultimate Gift for Dad

Brutally Honest Humour This novelty mug is designed for those who want to skip the clichés and go straight for the belly laugh. It is the perfect compliment for a dad with a sharp wit and a healthy sense of perspective.

Vibrant Hand-Drawn Design The crisp white ceramic provides a professional background that makes the multicoloured illustrations and bold typography pop. The high-definition print ensures the "Best Child" medal and illustrated sock look sharp from every angle.

Superior Durability Whether he is a coffee addict or a tea lover, this kitchenware is built for the daily grind. The design is engineered to stay perfect through hundreds of cycles, making it a long-lasting staple in his cupboard.

Product Features & Safety

  • Two Size Options: Choose the standard 11oz for a classic brew or the generous 15oz size for those mornings when he needs extra caffeine to deal with his "favourite" child.

  • Maximum Safety: Sip with confidence. This mug is crafted from BPA-free and lead-free materials.

  • Convenience as Standard: Fully dishwasher and microwave safe for easy cleaning and reheating.

Product Specifications

  • Material: 100% White Glossy Ceramic

  • 11oz Dimensions: 9.6 cm height, 8.2 cm diameter

  • 15oz Dimensions: 12 cm height, 8.5 cm diameter

  • Safety Standards: Lead and BPA-free

  • Care: Safe for use in microwaves and dishwashers

Who Is It For?

  • The Fun Dad: Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because he has a great sense of humour.

  • The "Hard to Buy For" Parent: A guaranteed conversation starter that stands out from the usual "World's Best Dad" tat.

  • The Favourite Child: A playful way to secure your spot as the top sibling.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3 to 5 business days for production before your freshly printed order is shipped.
Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we will sort it. No stress, no fuss.

Frequently asked questions

When will I receive my mug?

Patience is a virtue, one I can see you likely do not possess. Your new vessel of disdain is printed specifically for you upon order. Production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed and shipped, we will provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is the returns policy?

Let me be absolutely clear. As each ceramic masterpiece is a bespoke item printed specifically for you, we do not accept returns for a sudden change of mind. Your fleeting whims are your own affair.

However, if your mug arrives looking like it wrestled a badger in transit (i.e., is damaged or misprinted), that is simply unacceptable. Contact our support minions immediately with a clear photograph of the disaster. We shall move heaven and earth to replace it and ensure you receive the perfection you paid for.
How do I care for my product?

We have provided the hostile typography; now you need to do the responsible bit. Treat these items properly, or Sir Cucumber Dog will be sorely disappointed in you.

  • Standard Mugs (11 oz & 15 oz): Good news. These are certified high-quality ceramic. You can shove them in the dishwasher and microwave without guilt. Just do not let your incompetent colleagues steal them.
  • Heat Colour Changing Mugs: Listen up, these are delicate divas. HAND WASH THEM ONLY. Putting this variant in the microwave or dishwasher is a direct insult to the magic inside. You will ruin it. Do not do it.
Is this design suitable for the workplace?

Only if your colleagues possess a shred of self-awareness or your HR department has given up entirely. We highly recommend placing it firmly on your desk to deter pointless meetings, bad ideas, and general stupidity.

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