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Dogs Rule T-shirt
£19.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Let's cut the nonsense. Some things in life are just undeniable facts. The sky is blue, tea tastes better from a proper mug, and dogs are infinitely better than most people. This T-shirt isn't an opinion; it's a statement of fact for those who know the truth.
This tee features the simple, unarguable declaration "dogs rule" in a bold, handwritten-style font, blazing in our signature lime green. It’s a no-frills, straight-to-the-point message for a world that needs reminding of what's truly important. Sir Cucumber Dog, naturally, agrees with this sentiment wholeheartedly. It's just common sense.
Perfect for the proud dog mum, the dedicated dog dad, and anyone who's ever cancelled plans because their dog looked too comfortable.
Why This Shirt States the Obvious (Brilliantly):
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A Simple Truth: Bold, unapologetic, and 100% correct.
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Eye-Catching Design: The signature lime green makes sure this vital message isn't missed.
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Royal Mail, On The House: Dispatched with Free UK Shipping, because spreading the truth should be free.
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Supreme Comfort: Made from soft, sturdy cotton, perfect for dog walks, sofa cuddles, and judging people who own cats.
The Fiddly Bits (Specs):
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Fabric Composition:
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Solid colours are 100% cotton.
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Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
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Heather colours are a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend.
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Fabric Weight: A solid 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).
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Construction: Made with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, with a taped neck and shoulders. Plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem. Built to withstand muddy paw prints.
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Sourced From: Our blank tees are sourced from various corners of the world (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico).
A Note On Your Order (Freshly Printed Truth): This shirt isn't just sitting around. Each one is printed fresh just for you the moment you place your order. This on-demand wizardry means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it's brilliant for cutting down on waste. You're making a good choice for your wardrobe and the planet.
Heads-Up (Disclaimers):
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The White tee is more of an 'off-white'.
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The Natural colour has dark speckles in it. It's a feature, not a flaw.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
