Fresh Kicks Only Door Mat – A Clear Policy for Serious Sneaker Households
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£28.99
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Fresh Kicks Only Door Mat – A Clear Policy for Serious Sneaker Households
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Lay down the law before anyone even steps inside.
The Fresh Kicks Only Door Mat makes one thing abundantly clear: only respectable footwear is welcome beyond this point. Designed for sneaker enthusiasts, collectors, and anyone who takes their trainers far too seriously (as they should), this mat delivers a bold message with clean, modern style.
Featuring a sharp, graphic design inspired by shipping labels, complete with a barcode and shoe outline, this mat states the house rules plainly:
“FRESH KICKS ONLY IN THIS HOUSE.”
No awkward conversations. No muddy surprises. Just boundaries.
Why This Mat Belongs in Your Hallway
✔ Built for Sneakerheads
A must-have for trainer collectors who understand that not all shoes deserve indoor access.
✔ Bold, Modern Design
Minimalist, graphic layout inspired by shipping labels and streetwear aesthetics.
✔ Sends the Message Instantly
Guests know the rules before they even knock.
✔ Perfect Gift Idea
An ideal sneakerhead gift for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone moving into their “no nonsense” era.
✔ Durable & Practical
Made with a non-slip rubber base to keep it firmly in place where it belongs.
Where It Works Best
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Hallways
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Entryways
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Man caves
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Sneaker rooms
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Home offices with standards
⚠️ Indoor use only — this mat prefers clean floors and respectful company.
Product Specifications
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Overall Size: 60 × 40 cm
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Printable Area: 57 × 37 cm
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Base: Non-slip rubber
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Use: Indoor only
Final Word
This isn’t just a doormat—it’s a policy statement.
If someone doesn’t respect the mat, they don’t respect the house.
And if they don’t respect the house, they can admire your trainers from outside.
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
