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High Santa Christmas T-shirt
£19.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
The mince pies are gone, the sherry's run dry, and the kids are finally asleep. Even Santa needs a break from all that festive pressure. And sometimes, "relax" takes on a whole new meaning. This T-shirt is for anyone who appreciates the quieter, more... mellow side of the festive season.
This tee features a cool silhouette of Santa, taking a well-deserved break with a lit cigarette (or perhaps something a bit greener, if you catch our drift). Below him, the simple, profound advice: "SANTA SAYS RELAX." It's a statement for those who understand that Christmas isn't just about carols and crackers; it's about finding your inner calm amidst the chaos.
Perfect for secret Santa gifts that will actually get a laugh, Christmas parties where you want to stand out from the reindeer jumpers, or simply for chilling out after the big day. Embrace the festive zen.
Why This Shirt Is The Secret Santa You Deserve:
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Festively subversive: A refreshing, un-saccharine take on Christmas.
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Humorously Relaxed: It perfectly captures the post-Christmas-chaos vibe.
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Free UK Shipping: Because festive cheer shouldn't come with extra charges.
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Superior Comfort: Made from soft, sturdy cotton, ideal for unwinding after a long day of pretending to be enthusiastic.
The Fiddly Bits (Specs for festive enlightenment):
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Fabric Composition:
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Solid colours are 100% cotton.
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Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
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Heather colours are a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend, for a truly balanced chill.
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Fabric Weight: A solid 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).
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Construction: Made with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, with a taped neck and shoulders. Plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem. Built to last through many a hazy Christmas.
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Sourced From: Our blank tees are sourced from various corners of the world (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico).
A Note On Your Order (It's made especially for your chill vibes): We don't keep stacks of these festive beauties lying around. Each one is printed fresh just for you the moment you place your order. This on-demand wizardry means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it's brilliant for cutting down on waste. So you're being a thoughtful consumer, even while embracing the chill.
Heads-Up (Disclaimers):
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The White tee is more of an 'off-white'.
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The Natural colour has dark speckles in it. It's a feature, not a flaw.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
