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The T-Shirt That Answers the Question Nobody Asked
You wore it. You saw the double-takes. You felt the silent, judging stare of that old woman in the supermarket. And now, you're buying it again. Why? Because this T-shirt is a masterpiece of ambiguity and glorious bad taste.
Is it a reference to a vintage film? A deep-cut sports chant? A casual boast about that time you really enjoyed a plate of Nachos at a Texas restaurant called 'Debbie's'? Nobody knows, and that's the best part.
Wear it to your next family gathering, a job interview, or a flight to Dallas. Just be prepared to either be the life of the party or permanently disowned. Either way, you'll be comfortable. Warning: May cause spontaneous high-fives from strangers and uncomfortable silence from in-laws.
📝 The Technical Bits (Dressed Up For a Night on the Town)
The Fabric Facts – Woven for Maximum Debauchery
100% Cotton (The good stuff, feels like a hug from Sir Cucumber Dog himself).
Sport Grey is a highly athletic blend of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester. For when you're doing Debbie... or maybe just a bit of light jogging.
Ash Grey is almost-pure, with 99% Cotton and a 1% Polyester dash of mystery.
Heather Hues offer perfect balance: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester. All the comfort, zero wrinkles, and ready for action.
Fabric Weight: A substantial 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²). It’s got a bit of heft—you can't accidentally lose this one.
Open-End Yarn: The secret to that je ne sais quoi vintage feel.
Tubular Knit: No annoying side seams to ruin your smooth, action-ready look.
Taped Neck and Shoulders: Extra reinforcement so you can hold your head high (or low, depending on where you 'Did Debbie').
Double Seam Detailing: Sleeves and bottom hem are built to last, because a legend deserves to be preserved.
Sourced Responsibly: Our blank canvas travels the globe—from Honduras to Bangladesh—before it’s graced with this legendary design.
Important Things To Know (The Boring But Necessary Disclaimers)
White is... Special: Due to the natural fibres, our White shirt leans towards an elegant, softer off-white rather than a stark, dentist-office bright white.
The 'Natural' Look: If you choose the Natural color, expect to see tiny, charming dark speckles woven throughout the fabric. It’s a feature, not a bug—a subtle nod to its organic roots.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I Did Debbie In Dallas T-Shirt
£19.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
You wore it. You saw the double-takes. You felt the silent, judging stare of that old woman in the supermarket. And now, you're buying it again. Why? Because this T-shirt is a masterpiece of ambiguity and glorious bad taste.
Is it a reference to a vintage film? A deep-cut sports chant? A casual boast about that time you really enjoyed a plate of Nachos at a Texas restaurant called 'Debbie's'? Nobody knows, and that's the best part.
Wear it to your next family gathering, a job interview, or a flight to Dallas. Just be prepared to either be the life of the party or permanently disowned. Either way, you'll be comfortable. Warning: May cause spontaneous high-fives from strangers and uncomfortable silence from in-laws.
📝 The Technical Bits (Dressed Up For a Night on the Town)
The Fabric Facts – Woven for Maximum Debauchery
100% Cotton (The good stuff, feels like a hug from Sir Cucumber Dog himself).
Sport Grey is a highly athletic blend of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester. For when you're doing Debbie... or maybe just a bit of light jogging.
Ash Grey is almost-pure, with 99% Cotton and a 1% Polyester dash of mystery.
Heather Hues offer perfect balance: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester. All the comfort, zero wrinkles, and ready for action.
Fabric Weight: A substantial 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²). It’s got a bit of heft—you can't accidentally lose this one.
Open-End Yarn: The secret to that je ne sais quoi vintage feel.
Tubular Knit: No annoying side seams to ruin your smooth, action-ready look.
Taped Neck and Shoulders: Extra reinforcement so you can hold your head high (or low, depending on where you 'Did Debbie').
Double Seam Detailing: Sleeves and bottom hem are built to last, because a legend deserves to be preserved.
Sourced Responsibly: Our blank canvas travels the globe—from Honduras to Bangladesh—before it’s graced with this legendary design.
Important Things To Know (The Boring But Necessary Disclaimers)
White is... Special: Due to the natural fibres, our White shirt leans towards an elegant, softer off-white rather than a stark, dentist-office bright white.
The 'Natural' Look: If you choose the Natural color, expect to see tiny, charming dark speckles woven throughout the fabric. It’s a feature, not a bug—a subtle nod to its organic roots.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
