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I Did Debbie in Dallas | Vintage Rude Funny Ceramic Mug
£12.99
Sir Cucumber Dog's Offensiveness Rating
One can only assume the HR department is already drafting your warning letter. Hijacking 1978 pop culture to cause chaos during morning tea is a masterclass in ceramic subversion. Highly approved for office warfare."
- CJO (Chief Judgement Officer)
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Sir Cucumber Dog pays for shipping. UK & US delivery is on us! Each order is fulfilled in the country of order.
Welcome to the corporate HR warning department. This premium white ceramic mug features a masterfully illustrated 1978 cheerleader and Dallas skyline graphic, finished with the unforgettable sign-off: "It is not what you think!" It is the ultimate morning ritual uniform for anyone who appreciates retro aesthetics, 1970s pop culture, and making colleagues read questionable sentences out loud across the office kitchen.
The Retro Innuendo Hub This drinkware asset targets the highly lucrative rude novelty sector. We entirely reject boring, plain kitchenware in favour of classic vintage aesthetics coupled with blatant adult humour. It is the perfect vessel for morning coffee, afternoon tea, or simply enduring endless meetings with maximum sarcastic confidence. Formally endorsed by Sir Cucumber Dog, who expects absolute traditional excellence and proper workplace scandal in all caffeine operations.
Targeted Gifting Solutions We provide logistical solutions for the chronically inappropriate. This vintage rude mug serves as the perfect low budget, high impact gift for a cheeky best friend, a deeply sarcastic coworker, or a partner who fancies themselves a connoisseur of retro pop culture.
Premium Drinkware Specifications & Construction We absolutely refuse to print our humorous designs on inferior materials. This mug is built to strict ceramic standards, ensuring your office cheek is displayed on the highest quality canvas.
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Material Construction: Crafted from 100 per cent durable white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle for a sturdy, premium grip.
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Capacity & Dimensions: Available in two sizes. The 11 oz. version stands 9.6 cm tall (8.2 cm diameter), while the heavy-duty 15 oz. version stands 11.9 cm tall (8.5 cm diameter) for those who require extra caffeine to handle the morning judgment.
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Safety Standards: Completely lead-free, BPA-free, and fully safe for daily microwave and dishwasher use.
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Corporate Compliance: When a colleague asks about your mug in the breakroom, take a slow sip, maintain unblinking eye contact, point directly to the wrap-around artwork, and tag @thecucumberdog on Instagram using #thecucumberdog.
Colonial Translation
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UK: Humour / Favour / Behaviour / Colours / Cheeky
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US: Humor / Favor / Behavior / Colors / Sassy
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3 to 5 business days for production before your freshly printed order is shipped.
Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we will sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
When will I receive my mug?
Patience is a virtue, one I can see you likely do not possess. Your new vessel of disdain is printed specifically for you upon order. Production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed and shipped, we will provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is the returns policy?
Let me be absolutely clear. As each ceramic masterpiece is a bespoke item printed specifically for you, we do not accept returns for a sudden change of mind. Your fleeting whims are your own affair.
However, if your mug arrives looking like it wrestled a badger in transit (i.e., is damaged or misprinted), that is simply unacceptable. Contact our support minions immediately with a clear photograph of the disaster. We shall move heaven and earth to replace it and ensure you receive the perfection you paid for.
How do I care for my product?
We have provided the hostile typography; now you need to do the responsible bit. Treat these items properly, or Sir Cucumber Dog will be sorely disappointed in you.
- Standard Mugs (11 oz & 15 oz): Good news. These are certified high-quality ceramic. You can shove them in the dishwasher and microwave without guilt. Just do not let your incompetent colleagues steal them.
- Heat Colour Changing Mugs: Listen up, these are delicate divas. HAND WASH THEM ONLY. Putting this variant in the microwave or dishwasher is a direct insult to the magic inside. You will ruin it. Do not do it.
Is this design suitable for the workplace?
Only if your colleagues possess a shred of self-awareness or your HR department has given up entirely. We highly recommend placing it firmly on your desk to deter pointless meetings, bad ideas, and general stupidity.